ebuddies:

if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

tyrabanksnipple:

notco:

so i changed “someone” to “a boob” on ponify and i typed an assignment out for religion and handed it in, but i forgot about ponify so when i got it back i

“because a someone”

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)